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The Ballad Of Guffins The Gallant

Of the joust, proclaimed Gallant Sir Guffins,

“With each vict’ry, my fortitude toughens!”

In his cups, though, he’d say,

Where his heart truly lay,

Was in farting upon English muffins.

And as errant air blared from his fanny,

Bid the Knight (with no absence of canny)

To his squire “Egad!

Henceforth, butter these, lad,

Ere ye nooketh them into mine cranny!”

Knightmuffinfart

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I have always had a great respect and admiration for Kermit the Frog.

One response to “The Ballad Of Guffins The Gallant

  1. Papa Steve ⋅

    Exceedingly clever. I love it!

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