The Ballad Of Guffins The Gallant

Of the joust, proclaimed Gallant Sir Guffins, “With each vict’ry, my fortitude toughens!” In his cups, though, he’d say, Where his heart truly lay, Was in farting upon English muffins. ♣ And as errant air blared from his fanny, Bid the Knight (with no absence of canny) To his squire “Egad! Henceforth, butter these, lad, […]

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Farting On The Couch: A Poem

◊ Vibrato of the rippling leather, Butt-cheeks undulate together. Acoustically, a dream come true, Familiar scent of old stale poo At your nostrils comes a-grabbin’, Somehow like an airplane cabin. Blow-back soundly satisfying, Couch farts send my spirits flying. ◊

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