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Farting On The Couch: A Poem

Vibrato of the rippling leather,

Butt-cheeks undulate together.

Acoustically, a dream come true,

Familiar scent of old stale poo

At your nostrils comes a-grabbin’,

Somehow like an airplane cabin.

Blow-back soundly satisfying,

Couch farts send my spirits flying.

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I have always had a great respect and admiration for Kermit the Frog.

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