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Handy Hector Heinrich

Hector Heinrich had once been right-handed,

Until around mid ’98,

When the digital porn scene demanded,

He approach things a much different way.

At the juggling act, the man proved himself deft,

It was plain to see how randy Hector was.

When he clicked with his right and he pumped with his left,

Hector found he was quite ambidextrous.

“Danke schön, Internet,” Hector breathed in,

As he nibbled on bratwurst and crackers,

“For transforming generations of right-handed men

Into versatile left-handed whackers.”

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