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The Pigeon Shit Predicament


As Pierre mixed the rat poison into the rice,

His thin lips formed a hideous grin,

“Those pestiferous pigeons will soon pay the price,”

Laughed he over his toxic concoction.


But uncooked was the rice, when the pigeons chowed down,

So not a one got very far,

And rather than shit,  to his horror he found,

Chunks of bird guts bespeckled his car.



About abuttercup

I have always had a great respect and admiration for Kermit the Frog.

One response to “The Pigeon Shit Predicament

  1. Papa Steve ⋅

    I noticed you took inspiration from two of Tom Lehrer’s superb songs!
    My boy!

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