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Barroom Betty

Her lips were wet,

Her hips wide-set,

Her voice rasped deep and coarse.

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Her eyes were shrewd,

Her thighs tattooed,

Her tits a tour de force.

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Her scent of beer,

She bent my ear,

She’d recently divorced.

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With glee I reeled,

When she revealed

The absence of her drawers.

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My world a blur,

“Would you prefer,”

I slurred “My place or yours?”

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But once inside,

She robbed me blind,

That two-bit Trojan Whorse.

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About abuttercup

I have always had a great respect and admiration for Kermit the Frog.

4 responses to “Barroom Betty

  1. Squid

    Excellent! Immediate thoughts about how many Greeks have been inside a Trojan Whorse!

  2. Ha! I fear laughing in case this is a true story … but what an amusing piece!

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