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Boners on Busses

I awoke with a start, when ahead the bus forged

Down the street when I noticed, aghast,

That my member, with blood, was now fully engorged,

And a raging hard-on had amassed.

Try as I might to diminish the tent

In my trousers with unsexy thoughts,

The recalcitrant ‘rection refused to relent,

And the bus had gone well past my stop.

Sighing surrender, I leered at my lap,

“It appears that you’ve won this round, mate.”

Defeated, I drifted back into my nap,

Distant throbbings began to abate.

When again I awoke to my bus seat, ensconced,

Though my lap-dragon lay in remission,

Other patrons had moved far away in response

To the diesel [nocturnal] emissions.

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About abuttercup

I have always had a great respect and admiration for Kermit the Frog.

3 responses to “Boners on Busses

  1. This is hilarious, and well-written! At first glance I thought the title said bones on buses, so when I read about the bus “forging” and the word blood in the first stanza, I thought briefly that it was going to be about a brutal car accident. Imagine my surprise :)

    The last line, btw, is genius.

  2. Genius? Wow. Quite a complement. Thanks, Jessica!

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