I awoke with a start, when ahead the bus forged
Down the street when I noticed, aghast,
That my member, with blood, was now fully engorged,
And a raging hard-on had amassed.
Try as I might to diminish the tent
In my trousers with unsexy thoughts,
The recalcitrant ‘rection refused to relent,
And the bus had gone well past my stop.
Sighing surrender, I leered at my lap,
“It appears that you’ve won this round, mate.”
Defeated, I drifted back into my nap,
Distant throbbings began to abate.
When again I awoke to my bus seat, ensconced,
Though my lap-dragon lay in remission,
Other patrons had moved far away in response
To the diesel [nocturnal] emissions.