The Devil’s Dandruff

Ø “I can’t feel my scalp,” Complained Gerald Germaine, Why his nose was in pain, he could not ascertain. However inane, I’d advise to refrain From keeping Rogaine right beside your cocaine. Ø

Gaseous Glenn

♦ When the gas from Glenn’s ass became prevalent, His stench was too potent to circumvent, The putrified scent, Always went where he went, Proving claims of denial quite fraudulent. ♦

What’s In A Name?

¤ The wind tossed his shiny black braids to the air, His beaded jewels painted with flames, As the Iroquois boy asked his parent with care, “Father, how do we come by our names?” ¤ He answered his son as he smiled with mirth, “Ah, for always our custom has been To see what we […]

Staszek The Strangler

ο Staszek the Strangler stalked silently, Subdued, Selma sat in soft satin, She stroked shining shocks of short silver, Smoothly, serpentine strands slowly slackened. ο Sinister skills, surreptitiously, Stifled Selma’s senescent, soft sighing, A single squeeze seemly sufficient, Stoic, Staszek stood soundlessly smiling. ο

Missy & Vincent

♦ Missy and Vincent liked drinking and screwing, In their view, there was no overdoing. Until they’d get sloppy, And bed sheets got soppy, Chronic bed-wetting Missy’s undoing. ♦

Fredo Fedele

∞ Fredo Fedele was a lewd ne’er-do-well-e With a penchant for pinching on bums. A firm derriere on a young mademoiselle-e Impassioned his fingers and thumbs. ∞ Like a moth to a flame, butts would beckon him so, He’d reach out with lecherous grace. The cheeky exchange would be paid quid pro quo, As he often was […]

Tuesdays With Susan

• “Just what’s so amusing?” Asked Sheriff Bruce Buzan, I was boozing on Tuesday with Susan. He accused me of truthfully rueful wrongdoings, As I boozed on that Tuesday with Susan. • I resent this abusing, Just what’s so confusing? No room for excusing, I’m through with your musings, • Defusing the shmoozings that oozed […]

The Uncouth Baboon

♦ The uncouth baboon sat in Black Tooth Lagoon, Pelting poo from his tree with a wham-o, By late afternoon, Shit was thoroughly strewn ‘Cross the grounds when he ran out of ammo. ♦

A Love Most Heady

Ο Lifting the cover, he gazed at his lover, His faint grin beginning to grow, Heart all aflutter, and thrilled to discover The feelings that burned in him so. Ο “How I love thee,” he said as he cradled her head In his hands and stared deep in her eyes, Then he placed it back […]

Lover of Cheese

♦ Pietro’s perverse predilection For smearing cheese on his erection, Was cut short at the edge Of a Limburger wedge, Which led to a nasty infection. ♦