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“Just what’s so amusing?” Asked Sheriff Bruce Buzan,
I was boozing on Tuesday with Susan.
He accused me of truthfully rueful wrongdoings,
As I boozed on that Tuesday with Susan.
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I resent this abusing,
Just what’s so confusing?
No room for excusing,
I’m through with your musings,
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Defusing the shmoozings that oozed with allusions,
Enthused, my shoes flew through the air with delusion,
Handcuffed, my bruises turned beautiful fuchsia,
On that Tuesday I boozed with sweet Susan.
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