Fredo Fedele was a lewd ne’er-do-well-e
With a penchant for pinching on bums.
A firm derriere on a young mademoiselle-e
Impassioned his fingers and thumbs.
Like a moth to a flame, butts would beckon him so,
He’d reach out with lecherous grace.
The cheeky exchange would be paid quid pro quo,
As he often was slapped in the face.