Fredo Fedele

∞ Fredo Fedele was a lewd ne’er-do-well-e With a penchant for pinching on bums. A firm derriere on a young mademoiselle-e Impassioned his fingers and thumbs. ∞ Like a moth to a flame, butts would beckon him so, He’d reach out with lecherous grace. The cheeky exchange would be paid quid pro quo, As he often was […]

Tuesdays With Susan

• “Just what’s so amusing?” Asked Sheriff Bruce Buzan, I was boozing on Tuesday with Susan. He accused me of truthfully rueful wrongdoings, As I boozed on that Tuesday with Susan. • I resent this abusing, Just what’s so confusing? No room for excusing, I’m through with your musings, • Defusing the shmoozings that oozed […]

The Uncouth Baboon

♦ The uncouth baboon sat in Black Tooth Lagoon, Pelting poo from his tree with a wham-o, By late afternoon, Shit was thoroughly strewn ‘Cross the grounds when he ran out of ammo. ♦

A Love Most Heady

Ο Lifting the cover, he gazed at his lover, His faint grin beginning to grow, Heart all aflutter, and thrilled to discover The feelings that burned in him so. Ο “How I love thee,” he said as he cradled her head In his hands and stared deep in her eyes, Then he placed it back […]

The Plan

I figured out what I want to do when I grow up. Retire.

Lover of Cheese

♦ Pietro’s perverse predilection For smearing cheese on his erection, Was cut short at the edge Of a Limburger wedge, Which led to a nasty infection. ♦

Self-Classification

Esotericism + Eroticism = Esoteroticism [es-uh-ter-rot-uh-siz-uh’m] noun A philosophical contemplation with a focus on the aesthetics of sexual desire, sensuality and romantic love that is of rare or unusual interest, or understood by a select few. Enigmatic perving.

Transylvanian Tea

Ø As the vampire sat neatly down on his stool, The barkeep asked, “What’ll it be?” “Some hot water, please,” said the pale, handsome ghoul, “For tonight I’ll just be having tea.” Ø “But I thought you drank blood,” the bald bartender said, Quickly wishing he’d kept his mouth shut, The cold stare he received […]

The Prestige

♠ Contemplative he stared at the wavering ripples Of the water that moved ‘round the bowl, The hair had been artlessly plucked off his nipples, His left eyebrow, too, paid a toll. ♠ A lamp had been duct taped around his left arm, And a cereal box to his hand, The dog bone they’d left […]

Bethany Bronner’s Banana

↔ She removed the long fruit from her lunch bag of brown, As the boys in her class held their breath, Each day they would wait for lunchtime to come ‘round, Then they’d fix their attention on Beth. ↔ Slowly but surely, removing the peel, Well aware of the eyes all upon her, Licking her […]