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Transylvanian Tea

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As the vampire sat neatly down on his stool,

The barkeep asked, “What’ll it be?”

“Some hot water, please,” said the pale, handsome ghoul,

“For tonight I’ll just be having tea.”

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“But I thought you drank blood,” the bald bartender said,

Quickly wishing he’d kept his mouth shut,

The cold stare he received from his patron, undead,

Made him soil his trousers somewhat.

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Bewildered, the bartender managed to choke,

“Please excuse me for being so crass,”

The vamp pulled tampon from out of his cloak,

And then dipped it right into his glass.

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About abuttercup

I have always had a great respect and admiration for Kermit the Frog.

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