Transylvanian Tea

Ø As the vampire sat neatly down on his stool, The barkeep asked, “What’ll it be?” “Some hot water, please,” said the pale, handsome ghoul, “For tonight I’ll just be having tea.” Ø “But I thought you drank blood,” the bald bartender said, Quickly wishing he’d kept his mouth shut, The cold stare he received […]

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