Laughing, I untied the gag in her mouth,
To the glorious sounds of sweet screaming,
Billows of smoke gathered just to the south,
And the steel locomotive was gleaming.
Heart all aflutter, I tittered with glee,
As I twirled at my villainous mustache,
Tipping my top hat, I slapped at my knee,
And guffawed as I watched the maid’s legs thrash.
“Nya-Ha!” I cried, as the choo choo came near,
I was feeling deliciously dastard.
Tied to the track, she saw perfectly clear,
On my face a big smile was plastered.