“I can’t feel my scalp,” Complained Gerald Germaine,
Why his nose was in pain, he could not ascertain.
However inane, I’d advise to refrain
From keeping Rogaine right beside your cocaine.
Laughing, I untied the gag in her mouth,
To the glorious sounds of sweet screaming,
Billows of smoke gathered just to the south,
And the steel locomotive was gleaming.
Heart all aflutter, I tittered with glee,
As I twirled at my villainous mustache,
Tipping my top hat, I slapped at my knee,
And guffawed as I watched the maid’s legs thrash.
“Nya-Ha!” I cried, as the choo choo came near,
I was feeling deliciously dastard.
Tied to the track, she saw perfectly clear,
On my face a big smile was plastered.
My assignment book, she withers,
I fear that she nears death.
The cover hangs by a single ring,
As she draws her terminal breath.
Struggling with great pain,
To retain the train of thoughts from my brain,
To bear the burden of my work,
Her cancer, curse, and bane.
Wrinkled, blue, and battered,
Of toil she doth tell,
Though I seldom heed much notice to her,
I understand quite well.
A collection of assignments,
Inside of her amasses,
All put aside,
All pushed away,
The urgency just passes.
Admired, the persistence,
Of this tired old blue friend,
I lift this plague from you,
Your time is at its end.