Myron MacKenzie’s Meat

His powerful forearms were painted with red,

And his great cleaver danced with precision,

Leered the dear girl from the foot of her bed,

Transfixed by exquisite incisions.

Her beating heart quickened whenever a chicken,

He carved up and cleft into sections.

Besmitten, her breathy heaves thickened,

So stricken was she, with these carnal affections.

Each night she would spy, by the light of the moon,

On the good butcher, Myron MacKenzie.

Wowed by a cow’s disemboweling one June,

Went both hands down her pants in a frenzy.

As she watched him smear blood ‘cross his apron of white,

On her pillow she nibbled and quivered.

When he ground Polish sausage, she climaxed outright,

And then had a kielbasa delivered.

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