My Assignment Book

This recently rediscovered gem is a poem that I wrote for my 11th grade English class. It was an ode to the blue composition notebook in which I wrote down the homework assignments that I never did. It tickled me to write something heartfelt about an inanimate object. Especially one for which I had such […]

Sculpture: A Form Of Creative Expression

∞ Specs of dark debris go flying, Buzzing chainsaws loudly crying, Artists eyeing big brown mounds, As happy horseflies circle ‘round. Wouldn’t it be truly funny? I would pay large sums of money, Thoughts of one invites intrigue, Competitive poop-sculpting league. ∞

Bev & Bernie

ß Beverly’s beaver bore beautiful, billowing beefcurtains. Beguiled, Bernard bucked boisterously, brusquely brushing Bev’s blushing box. Boldly, Bernie breached betwixt bountifully, beckoning boundaries. Blindly boastful, but brilliantly balanced. Behold bewitchingly breathtaking bodily ballets. ß

Junky On A Plane

• The pale junky shifted uncomfortably, As he waited for take-off, the plane was, Leaving him sick, while the heroine brick, He was harboring caused him great faintness. • Clammy and shaking abundantly, Overtaken by feelings most heinous, Vomit came quick and impressively thick, As the punch balloon burst in his anus. •

Kim and Leanne

♥ As Kimberly limberly laced up her strap-on, She sensed her beloved Leanne’s apprehension, A warm, knowing smile abated the tension, “What’s a penis between us?” She mirthfully mentioned. ♥ Then readily rosining exotic extensions, Ambrosial ascension, climactic dimensions. ♥

Farting On The Couch: A Poem

◊ Vibrato of the rippling leather, Butt-cheeks undulate together. Acoustically, a dream come true, Familiar scent of old stale poo At your nostrils comes a-grabbin’, Somehow like an airplane cabin. Blow-back soundly satisfying, Couch farts send my spirits flying. ◊

Sophie-Anne

♥ A twisted young temptress named Sophie-Anne, Disillusioned and bored with her trophy-man, Abolished her promise, Lobbed off his John-Thomas, And used it to floss her fallopian. ♥