Sculpture: A Form Of Creative Expression

∞ Specs of dark debris go flying, Buzzing chainsaws loudly crying, Artists eyeing big brown mounds, As happy horseflies circle ‘round. Wouldn’t it be truly funny? I would pay large sums of money, Thoughts of one invites intrigue, Competitive poop-sculpting league. ∞

Concerning Coloring–

To truly get the most out of coloring, I like to remind myself that the lines are just suggestions.

Bev & Bernie

ß Beverly’s beaver bore beautiful, billowing beefcurtains. Beguiled, Bernard bucked boisterously, brusquely brushing Bev’s blushing box. Boldly, Bernie breached betwixt bountifully, beckoning boundaries. Blindly boastful, but brilliantly balanced. Behold bewitchingly breathtaking bodily ballets. ß

Junky On A Plane

• The pale junky shifted uncomfortably, As he waited for take-off, the plane was, Leaving him sick, while the heroine brick, He was harboring caused him great faintness. • Clammy and shaking abundantly, Overtaken by feelings most heinous, Vomit came quick and impressively thick, As the punch balloon burst in his anus. •

Kim and Leanne

♥ As Kimberly limberly laced up her strap-on, She sensed her beloved Leanne’s apprehension, A warm, knowing smile abated the tension, “What’s a penis between us?” She mirthfully mentioned. ♥ Then readily rosining exotic extensions, Ambrosial ascension, climactic dimensions. ♥

For Emma Watson

Oh Hermione, How I pine for thee, So hot, Want to touch the hiney.

My Candy Bar Melted. :-(

The molecular integrity of a candy bar is as finicky and precarious as the weather. And oftentimes changes as a direct result of it.

Farting On The Couch: A Poem

◊ Vibrato of the rippling leather, Butt-cheeks undulate together. Acoustically, a dream come true, Familiar scent of old stale poo At your nostrils comes a-grabbin’, Somehow like an airplane cabin. Blow-back soundly satisfying, Couch farts send my spirits flying. ◊

Sophie-Anne

♥ A twisted young temptress named Sophie-Anne, Disillusioned and bored with her trophy-man, Abolished her promise, Lobbed off his John-Thomas, And used it to floss her fallopian. ♥