Peanut Butter & Beans

◊ A harmonious marriage of class, An alliance, exquisite, if crass, Peanut butter and beans, When you mix them it seems, Your farts stick to the roof of your ass. ◊

Lover of Cheese

♦ Pietro’s perverse predilection For smearing cheese on his erection, Was cut short at the edge Of a Limburger wedge, Which led to a nasty infection. ♦

Sophie-Anne

♥ A twisted young temptress named Sophie-Anne, Disillusioned and bored with her trophy-man, Abolished her promise, Lobbed off his John-Thomas, And used it to floss her fallopian. ♥