Who, Me?

θ The silver-tongued Baron Von Buttercup Preferred playing at parlance in verse, Conceiving it consummate coverup, Serving persons profoundly perverse. θ

The Plan

I figured out what I want to do when I grow up. Retire.

Self-Classification

Esotericism + Eroticism = Esoteroticism [es-uh-ter-rot-uh-siz-uh’m] noun A philosophical contemplation with a focus on the aesthetics of sexual desire, sensuality and romantic love that is of rare or unusual interest, or understood by a select few. Enigmatic perving.

Bishop

Wouldn’t it be funny if Bishops could only walk diagonally? I think it would.

Concerning Coloring–

To truly get the most out of coloring, I like to remind myself that the lines are just suggestions.

My Candy Bar Melted. :-(

The molecular integrity of a candy bar is as finicky and precarious as the weather. And oftentimes changes as a direct result of it.