θ The silver-tongued Baron Von Buttercup Preferred playing at parlance in verse, Conceiving it consummate coverup, Serving persons profoundly perverse. θRead More Who, Me?
I figured out what I want to do when I grow up. Retire.Read More The Plan
Esotericism + Eroticism = Esoteroticism [es-uh-ter-rot-uh-siz-uh’m] noun A philosophical contemplation with a focus on the aesthetics of sexual desire, sensuality and romantic love that is of rare or unusual interest, or understood by a select few. Enigmatic perving.Read More Self-Classification
Wouldn’t it be funny if Bishops could only walk diagonally? I think it would.Read More Bishop
To truly get the most out of coloring, I like to remind myself that the lines are just suggestions.Read More Concerning Coloring–
The molecular integrity of a candy bar is as finicky and precarious as the weather. And oftentimes changes as a direct result of it.Read More My Candy Bar Melted. :-(