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Lifting the cover, he gazed at his lover,
His faint grin beginning to grow,
Heart all aflutter, and thrilled to discover
The feelings that burned in him so.
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“How I love thee,” he said as he cradled her head
In his hands and stared deep in her eyes,
Then he placed it back into the box ‘neath his bed,
His beloved and most cherished prize.
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Buttercup's House 
Set it to music and you’ll have a song to rival Tom Lehrer!
Maybe I will, J. Maybe I will.